Thursday, March 30, 2006

Join-Up - Before It's Too Late

By now, everyone has probably heard of the dangers of Avian Flu, SARS, etc. All of these are bad, but the real danger has been here all along . . . ZOMBIES.

If we learned anything from the Philadelphia zombie outbreak of 1978, we learned that we are unprepared to meet this threat. Politicians, scared of the political fallout from drawing attention to this massive problem, have traditionally looked the other way when times got rough - blaming "looting" or general social unrest when they knew full well the real issue.

There were several incidences of zombie attacks during the recent Hurricane Katrina disaster that were quickly swept under the rug. In fact, one such attack, blamed on a "crazed drug addict" (often used as a LE codeword for zombie), caused a whole area to be quarantined. A little extreme for a junkie looking for a fix. The victim was bitten and within hours turned on her whole family. The story got out from a middle school-aged child who was hiding in the attic at the time of the attack. That child has since been moved to an asylum in New England, near Miskatonic University.

Be prepared for the next zombie outbreak. Z.O.M.B.A.T. - The Zombie Outbreak Mobile Battlefield Assault Team has complied a great site to help get you started on your path to preparedness.



And if you haven't already purchased The Zombie Survival Guide - buy it immediately.

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