Those Darn Ninjas

Well, folks - those darn ninjas are at it again . . .

‘Ninjas’ Rob Pennsylvania Gas Station

A Pennsylvania robbery turned into a bad kung fu movie last weekend when two women in ninja attire robbed a gas station of lottery tickets, cigarettes and cash, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported.

The two women walked into the Sunoco station early Saturday armed with a samurai sword and a dagger, respectively, the paper reported. They allegedly tied up a female clerk, grabbed the loot and fled. The robbery was captured on security video.

The swarthy 'ninjas' were dressed all in black except for white gloves. Police have made no arrests in the case. More.

Ninjas are well-known for their love of cigarettes and passion for the lottery. There was no mention of those cool shoes with the spikes on them that enable you to walk up walls, but at least one of them was carrying a samurai sword.

We can assume the unlucky samuari was probably the first victim as any ninja worth his salt would not carry such an obtrusive weapon.

Be on the lookout in Pittsburg prefecture for these nefarious villians.